“Honey, your are getting so big” I knew I was dead before she even said anything.
“You mean we can’t use a hose to clean the baby?!?!?!”
“I know how you feel.” Even though us Dad’s may think we have sympathy pains, never ever ever tell your wife that you know how they feel unless you want that child to grow up without a dad.
I'm a first time dad!!!!!!!!!!!! 